Hey, I wrote these radio ads.
Feel free to listen. Or don’t,
I can’t tell you what to do.

Raccoon Thumbs // Lexus

Guys, our brains do weird things when we drive. One second you're thinking about not crashing and dying in
a fiery blaze. The next, you're wondering why raccoons have thumbs. It's odd, but I don’t make the rules.

Fortunately, Lexus Lane Departure Alert with Steering Assist brings you back when you drift from your lane.

Every Time // Fred Victor Mission 

This. This ad. This ad was. This ad was written. This ad was written to raise donations.

Recognition —

The Crystals Awards – Shortlist, Non-Profit (Fred Victor Mission “Every Time”)

The Cows Behind The Logo // Dairy Farmers of Canada

The cows who make the milk in the Canadian dairy you’re eating have something to say.
So listen up, people! They’re only going to moo this once.

Not A Vacation // Fred Victor Mission

If you think the homeless don’t need our help in the summer because they have it good in warmer weather,
I promise you, that dehydration, diarrhea, heatstroke, and blistering sunburns are not a vacation.

These were pulled off the air because people in homes with A/C were unsettled by
the unsettling reality the homeless endure in the summer.

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